So a while ago I did anal... MLID

The morning after the toilet picture hahaha

Last night I had wine that was idk how many years old, And the cork was dry rotted so it crumbled and fell into the bottle when I opened it.... but i drank it anyway. MLID

Dirkys gonna pukey

Parker getting bitch slapped with a condom
http://www.youtube.com/user/ADayInTheLifeofDirk?feature=mhee#p/a/u/2/oH7WrixUCeI

Latex Dirk

The picture says enough lol

Today I woke up and wondered how I got home and I think I may have thrown up (My Life is Dirk)

Prime example of some dirty Dirk shit.... Thanks to Dirk for making us laugh and living up to his name

So today instead of taking a shower... I jumped in Chippewa pool. MLID (My Life is Dirk)

Poopy likes Beef DIRKY